Are Dental Distortions fake teeth and vampire fangs hard to fit? How long does it take to get a good fit?
Dental Distortions fake novelty teeth and vampire fangs are not difficult to custom fit to your teeth. Each set comes with an insert that folds out to reveal a seven-step fitting process that includes images of how it's done. A person with average skills can fit them in 30 to 45 minutes.
Are Dental Distortions fake teeth and vampire fangs warranted?
We guarantee all of our teeth for 30 days. Return them to us in their original condition and we will refund your money minus shipping. Sorry, we cannot accept returns that have been fitted. Broken or damaged sets will be replaced as long as we are contacted within 30 days of reciept.
We will do everything we can to make our customers happy. Because all of our teeth are custom made by hand, they will all have different characteristics, just like real teeth do.
How long does it take to get my Dental Distortions fake teeth and vampire fangs in the mail?
It takes us about 2-3 days to process orders (this does not include custom work). Depending on how you want us to ship your order, Regular Priority is about 3 to 4 days, Global Priority is about 5-7 days (outside the U.S.) and Overnight is overnight (IF you live within 40 miles of a major airport). We try extra hard to get orders out promptly during the busy Halloween season but please be patient and expect a little extra time during the Halloween and Ground Hog season.
Well, come to think of it, we're not too busy during Ground Hog season.
Can I eat or drink with my Dental Distortions fake teeth and vampire fangs?
While many of our happy customers have claimed so, eating food is not a good idea. While it is certainly understandable that you may want to thoroughly disgust people near you to the point of regurgitation, it's just not worth the possibility of breaking the thin acrylic shell. You can drink cold drinks such as soda and various adult libations (in moderation- you wouldn't want to accidentally bite your tongue would you?). If you must eat, choose soft foods like cheese and humus (yuk).
Dental Distortions FX Fangs and Hollywood Teeth products are made using the highest quality dental acrylic and bio-compatible plastics available. The teeth are made from acrylic and the fitting material is made of a low-melt thermoplastic that molds to your own teeth in just a few minutes.
