Thanks
so much to our customers for a great 2008 Halloween season!
The
dust is still settling here in our little shop 2 days later, and we owe
a real debt of gratitude to all of our happy customers this year. We had
a couple of last-minute customers (2 to be exact) that didn't get their
products in time and for that we do apologize. The orders did go out.
When the US Postal Service does their job, it works great. But every once
in a while, 'stuff' happens- especially on rush orders. So please don't
wait untill the last minute next year to place your oders.
We
have a lot in store for 2009, including a lineup of new FX Fangs fake
teeth and vampire fangs products that will make you drool. Plus, we will
be offering a limited edition professional line that will include many
past styles that are no longer available.
Drop
us a line and let us know what you think about our new web site.
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Why
Dental Distortions?
Other companies in fake teeth business have targeted the cheap low-end
market, yeilding a low-quality 'disposable' product. We don't do that
here. By maintaining a high level of quality and hyper-realistic detail,
we have created a line of FX fake teeth and vampire fang dental products
for the high-end market. Our teeth look REAL. We feel very confident that
the quality of our prosthetic fake teeth and vampire fangs are of the
highest caliber. Attention to detail is maintained at the highest levels.
If you are not 100% happy with your Dental Distortions fake teeth and
vampire fangs product, you have 30 days to return them in their original
condition for a full refund. We believe that our customers understand
and appreciate this.
We
have the best novelty teeth
products for the best price!
