July
16, 2010- We've added GREMLIN
UNSTAINED to our product catalog.
We've
recently upgraded our web site. If you see anything amiss such as images
that aren't loading or pages that are missing or look weird, please
let us know. you can reach us at customerservice@dentaldistortions.com.
Thank you.
2010 STYLES ARE FINALLY HERE! Lycan,
Gremlin, Redesigned Nightslayer, Nightbreed and Immortal are available
at reduced pricing for a limitted time. SEE BELOW.
We
have added a new style of teeth to our Limited
Edition Custom FX line of products. The War Trolls were designed
and sculpted by our friend Anders Lerche of Far
Out Effects.
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Why
Dental Distortions?
Most other companies in the fake teeth business have targeted the cheap
low-end market, yeilding a low-quality 'disposable' product.
We
don't do that here. By maintaining a high level of quality and hyper-realistic
detail, we have created a line of FX fake teeth and vampire fang dental
products for the high-end market. Our teeth look REAL. We feel very confident
that the quality of our prosthetic fake teeth and vampire fangs are of
the highest caliber. Attention to detail is maintained at the highest
levels. If you are not 100% happy with your Dental Distortions fake teeth
and vampire fangs product, you have 30 days to return them in their original
condition for a full refund. We believe that our customers understand
and appreciate this.
We
have the best novelty teeth
products for the best price!
