Welcome to Dental Distortions We thank you for taking the time to stop by. Please click the links and have a look around. We make some terrific costume teeth and claws.


We anticipate being fully stocked by early April. We have 7 brand new styles for 2014- Bad Moon, Hyde, Grimm, Gaul, Grovel, Troll a redesigned Grell and a redesigned Pennywise.

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Creepy Claws are Film-Quality prosthetic costume claws, designed by one of the leading sculptors in the film industry exclusively for Dental Distortions, Inc.

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PRO LINE FX VENEERS are almost here!! We anticipate being fully stocked by SUMMER 2015 - Be on the lookout for new designs of Veneers from Dental Distortions.

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As a Dental Tech with 16 years previous experience, Our fearless leader had made many goofy buck teeth and fangs for friends each Halloween. At one point he even thought about starting a mail order business. Unfortunately, like so many of us with a good idea, he just didn’t see it through. It didn’t help that he had people trying to talk him out of it. “No one’s going to pay $50 for a set of fake teeth” they told him. That was back in the 80’s.

Fast forward to 1998. With the ‘fake hillbilly teeth fad’ well under way, he decided to throw his proverbial hat into the ring. He started out like all the other fake tooth companies out there at the time, he made fake hillbilly/redneck teeth. He knew that he wasn’t the first company to do this, but that didn’t stop him, because he was going to be the best!

As a company we quickly saw that the strength of our products was in their design: our products looked REAL. This meant that when you were wearing our stuff the laughter rarely came first! A good friend of ours wore his set into a local magic and joke store to look around, expecting to get a laugh. Instead, the two ladies behind the counter wouldn’t make eye contact with him. Instead they disappeared into the back of the store. As it turns out, people will only laugh at you if they know that your teeth are fake. Back in the day, if you wore one of our original sets of fake teeth (like the Bufford or the Cleftus), instead of people pointing and laughing at you when you walked into the room, it got eerily quiet. And there were mumbles. And stares. Unfortunately and in spite of this unique and very cool effect, the market was already saturated with “Billybob” type fake teeth. We we’re too late in the market! Drats!!

While moonlighting as a graphic designer, our fearless leader was turned onto a book entitled, “The 22 Immutable Laws of Marketing”. ~Wow! What a great read!~ he thought to himself. That book allowed him up to see a nitche in the market where we could be competitive- And so he and his little company began designing and making high-end fangs and monster teeth and we haven’t looked back since.

Our FX FANGS have become the flagship product for our company. We were the first to bring high quality upper and lower fangs to the Halloween market, and even though other companies have tried to follow suit, FX Fangs remain the best!! Go ahead, take a look for yourself, if you can even find a company making special effect novelty veneers at this level. No one can match our high level of realism and superior fit.

We’ve also created our HOLLYWOOD TEETH based on demand. Hollywood Teeth are great for re-creating that game show host or movie star look. They’re also great for people who aren’t real happy with their own teeth and want something that will enhance their appearance. We’ve had many customers over the years use our Hollywood Teeth to fill in a gap or two until they could get a permanent fix from their dentist.

Our PRO LINE FX VENEERS are fairly new to the market and they’re designed for professional use. Unlike our mass-produced FX Fang products, our Pro Line Teeth are hand-made here in our shop with great attention to detail. All PRO LINE FX VENEERS teeth can be modified in any way imaginable, from crazy gum colors and tooth colors to distorted or missing teeth and heavy or no staining. We’ve even done teeth with wrought iron and metallic finishes.